Just cos ya posted it up Dodgy and ya got the bunky Gnome posting up some drivel, I'll come on this ride with ya mate...I've got good reason to give it shit that day...
Where are we meeting ya Daz? meby end of country road LOL....that's about the limit for the bunky hey.....
Spose the secret squirrels and trash can brigade will sit on a sharp picket fence as well......
Bt
Sorry guys, would love to make this one but i'm getting Knee surgery tomorrow, so I reckon I might might have to sit this one out.
And be a soft cock like the Snowman
How the hell does anybody know what they'll be be doing next weekend. Ya have to get through this weekend first.....
Hmmm!!!.....This is where it's at hey...Too busy to ride, too busy to drink, fark me yous will soon be too busy to farking die as well....
Here I am putting the finishing touches to me oil catch can, which cost me a trip to the farking surgery to have stiches put in me hand where the 4" angle grinder decided to get it's own back...All to enable me to go farking riding, which I will do, even with a bung hand...
Nah Dave!!....I was modifying the farking thing to fit....It has taken 3 weeks looking at the bike and figuring where to put the bloody thing with the little filter etc, no wonder Harley has taken over 100 years to get the bike to where it is now, about 50 years behind the rest... LOL....
Name a time and place to meet up next sunday mate....mebe Caltex Erskine 9am!!!!????.....
There ya go, no gain without pain......
At last the farking thing is is in, just waiting on Ando for the braided hose......
Jeezus BT! I hope you got a sympathy fuck from your missus for that one..... With a bandage that size it's probably worth 2!!!!!
The only sympathy I got was FUCK OFF ya tool.....
AAAAAnd for Sunday...................,,,,,Lets see who the tough guys are.....Cant see the too busy body builders, bin brigade or secret squirells getting out in a little rain LMAO
The plan... (subject to dodgys approval) is to meet a few of the Southern crew, Andy et all, at begining of Sues road about 10.30ish......
There also to meet us will be a elf like figure who has ditched the 7.07 and is now making love to a 4.80....gonna be very interesting.....
Seems that the cops are blitzing all over the place as well...
Cya all there.....Caltex Erskine 9am....
Good run today fellas.
Nice sporty ya got ya self the Dazza, just your size, fits you like a glove, pity the tank is so small.
I did over 600 km for the day and the compensater is still in one piece some how.
Take care y all.
See what happens when ya try to do the right thing.....SHIT is heaped big time.... FFS.....
The day started of realy great, even Stix and Bakesy turned up secret squirell style.....Some new faces as well.
I had the plan as outlined by non other than Gnome48 and proceeded to put it in action, we arrived at Sues road to be told that the plan has changed, were not going to Nannup, were going to Capel and Donnybrook....problem being that no-one knew which way to go next.....By this time Stixy was getting toey as we just passed Caple to get to Sues road...
From Donnybrook to Dardanup and then onto Piles road and the erstwhile brewey...In the mean time our Gnome48 was under the impression that sportys ran all day for hundreds of ks without fueling up....I was leading the prossesion and inadvertantly missed the turn of, leading the tribe to non other than Gnomesville LOL.....AAAnd you guesed it, the Sporty Gnome ran out of fuel...Stix and Dodgy pissed of to Collie taking a big black rain cloud with them....we eventualy found our destination and launched a rescue mission, trouble was that was organised by non other than the great48...Andy darted of in one direction to get fuel, and I being the considerate MATE I am got some hose pipe and container to take to the stranded jerk....Andy was a little ahead of me and got things going while I was touring the country side looking for the farking 48...Gave up after and hour of poking around and returned to the brewery only to find his farking lordship sitting there eating and drinking to his hearts content....FFS...didn't get a thanks, kiss me arse or FA, not even a drink...
OK so now we get to part two...When we left the brewery Piggy turned right instead of left out of the car park, and yep ya guessed it we ran out of bitumen road, only a few ks he said, looking at the farking GPS....wet farking gravel, slippery shit for some 20+ ks....I spent a week and a half cleaning the farking thing and it's now covered in brown shit FFS....
BUT it was a fantastic days ride, all was safe albeit a bit cold.....
Next time Mr great48 you can buy the piss and we will run the show...
It was great to catch up with all who attended.
And as for the mud, the cold, a bit of rain and wet roads, it was still a great ride
Look forward to the next one
Dazza you have a great lookin bike there mate
I went that just to make sure these jokers keep there gravel road road riding skills up to date. Never know when you may have to take a short cut out of somewhere.
Nearly forgot to add some photos
Caltex Erskine
Check out that Sportie
These ones are for Ho, time for a latte
Theres the Sportie again
Ah....!!!! but ya don't know what be in those cups.....All I can say is that it was farking cold and that cerainly warmed us up......
