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  • BillyWhizz
    BillyWhizz
    16 years ago

    Any of you dry weather riders with the HOG crowd I dive bombed between Toodyay n  & bindoon n swan valley

    I went out on the softy and took the blonde with the bigunbewbuns out to Toodyay had a right laugh.. the HOG crowd came through just as I was about to leave... followed em out of town towards Bindoon the blonde with the bigunbewbuns (co-pilot) squeezed her thighs and I took that as the indication I could be manly
    I hit the gas and straffed the Hoggies like a spitfire to a stuka we stopped at the bakery in Bindoon and said hoggies came through waving what looked like fists and shaking heads? Huh! upon iron horse we jumped (after tea n tiffins) and sped down lonely hwy there ahead rode the Hoggies once again those lush thighs grip my percanage it had to be done solid lines or not, bomb doors open and the barge leap forth into Hog history.. swan valley approaching fast... around the bend... oh my disco lights... chasing to bikes the other way, friendly policeman waving at me (checks speedo 160) but there is the enemy ahead, all thoughts of enjoying the disco have gone.... tud tud tud the guns are jammed ramming speed jesus christ I am a viking now.... finger 180 finger.... checks mirror wobbly Hoggies.... yaaaaay mission accomplished wing commander, co-pilot is excited.. I know cos she wants to get off and celebrate....
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

  • czarek
    czarek
    16 years ago

    Can somebody please translate the above text for me!!!

    All I could work out is that Billy was flying past the HOGies and that he got a root at the end, but on the second thought thats propably all I need to know.

    Good on ya Billy

     

  • Uncle Ho
    Uncle Ho
    16 years ago

    Geeez BW, you must have shares in that bakery....

    Think that HOG ride was either a RC or TEC training run.... best time to do a bomb run  

     

    I gather that the member for Huntingdale was fully employed after that ride

  • andij
    andij
    15 years ago
    hey billywwizzer is thet the girls arse on walkas pin up ,i got hiptonised by them ,no wonder u were in a hurry.