cat pissing on my bike bike

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  • Daggs
    Daggs
    14 years ago
    have you got a mate with a bull terrier? mine used to just l-o-v-e cats ........
  • robcig
    robcig
    14 years ago
    Was it this fucker??

  • TheBeaver
    TheBeaver
    14 years ago
    Who was there first the cat or the bike :-) it prob is just telling the other cats to stay away its his ride :-)
  • robcig
    robcig
    14 years ago
    No, maybe this bastard!! Fucking gay cat!!

  • WhatTaxi
    WhatTaxi
    14 years ago

    take the pussy 4 a ride , the kind of ride that 2 go out and ony 1 returns

  • robcig
    robcig
    14 years ago

    I agree. As long as this pussy does'nt come back!!!

  • Hound_Dog
    Hound_Dog
    14 years ago
    Cats love to drink radiator coolant. Radiator coolant loves to kill cats
  • Burnzi
    Burnzi
    14 years ago

    Get a possum cage, put cat food in cage, catch cat, use that light and the gun from ur signature.

  • Deluxe10
    Deluxe10
    14 years ago

    You can also try some panadol mixed in some cat food - works a treat   :)

  • CHARLIE
    CHARLIE
    14 years ago

    I got 2 foooooocking cats that belong to my daughter and they piss on my Ultra tried everying thing they drink the spray fron the pet shop,and ask for more have thrown them in the pool only thing left is to use them as crab bait,mag wheels don't like cat piss or exaust pipes if it burns in to bad have to check bike every time i get on it and clean it up.will give the foil a go.

  • FLSTC
    FLSTC
    14 years ago
    i fuckin hate cats .. i would go apeshit !!!!
  • BURTO
    BURTO
    14 years ago
    Hound dog, I know the possums are Aussies mate, but possum piss is just as caustic as cats piss!!
    By the way, I got no problem with possums, someone who does just asked me about it.
  • CHILLY
    CHILLY
    14 years ago

    Only good cat is a dead cat,, once youve caught it in the possum trap simply put it in a box & leave it on the doorstep of the local chineese takeaway... PROBLEM SOLVED!

  • CHILLY
    CHILLY
    14 years ago

    Thats ok,, bit of honey glaze over it & it tastes like chicken!!

  • sparkie001
    sparkie001
    14 years ago

    I love cats.

    I just can't eat a whole one.

  • Thomo_Baca
    Thomo_Baca
    14 years ago
    Im also a cat lover, if you want to get together and exchange recipes

    Catch them in a possum trap and then leave that in a wheelie bin full of water. Soon calms them down quite a bit I hear
  • Bonkerz
    Bonkerz
    14 years ago

    I don't own a cat, but some of you guys sound seriously fucking retarded. I watched a mate's dog be put down (after a shit load of agony) because some fucker decided he wanted it dead - it takes a pathetic, fucked up lowlife to kill someone's pet.
    Go to the vets and get a spray or something to keep the cat away.

  • CHILLY
    CHILLY
    14 years ago

    Dont get me wrong here people im a MASSIVE pet lover, but im also a massive lover of OUR native wildlife. Hence the reason i hunt ferals.

    People that love their pets should also love them enough to keep them in at night or build a "run' for them to stretch their legs. WITH OWNERSHIP OF A PET COMES RESPONSIBILITY, & i think its every pet owners responsibility to do the right thing by our wildlife AND neighbors, Nightly i have local cats come and fuck in my yard & believe me i have the means to dispose of them quickly, silently & HUMANELY,,,, BUT i refrain from doing so (its not easy)

    So come on ppl get real & keep your PETS inside at night and there will be no reason for us SICK CUNTS to fill our tummys with honey glazed cat haha

  • Thomo_Baca
    Thomo_Baca
    14 years ago
    If its your pet, keep it off my property, and it'll be safe. Fairly simple.
    Cats are let loose to run and do what they like most of the time, so in my opinion, the owners cant give that much of a shit about them
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