cat pissing on my bike bike

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  • BURTO
    BURTO
    14 years ago

     2am Im sneakin  around lookin out for these fuckers readily armed with my anti feline device...... come-on drinkit! makes no diff to the tobi, removes unpleasant odours!

    Tobi vs The IRON, youdont want to miss it!!!. Forget about striggling with thart ironing board! refreshed & wrinkle free!, 5 easy payments!Tobi travel steamer!5 easy payments, call danoz-sukmicoc.cum.iau. sorry- got carried away!!

    Oh Yeah! CATS......Kill thefuckers!....................NO savethefuckers!................Shit I dunno!!!!.......

    Damn!...... there aint no reverse button on my 12Gauge. KAAABOOOOOM!!  UH OH!!!!!

    Nope , its ok it made it!!!

    Springing life - to -Danoz Direct!!!!

  • BURTO
    BURTO
    14 years ago

     Missus just come and got me! ..............made me an offer I couldn't refuse!!!..........well I coulda but,,..............happy dreams!!

  • BURTO
    BURTO
    14 years ago
    Im still kickin and fightin!!!!
  • toxic
    toxic
    14 years ago

    be proactive.....beg / borrow or steal a possum trap...catch said cat...they are easy thing to lure with food.....dye the fucker bright pink or green...cable tie a note round it's neck & send it on it's way....let the owner know in no uncertain terms that the next time ya catch it in your property it will not come back....if they care for it ya won't see it again....and it makes it easy to find it in their yard so ya know where the fucker lives & ya can leave a burning brown paper bag on their doorstep.....

  • surfer
    surfer
    14 years ago
    hi guys
    i was just surfing in some fucking subforum concerning soccer somewhere in Italy
    and i don't know how i arrived here
    world is e very little place
  • Burnzi
    Burnzi
    14 years ago

    Was that Dazza??

  • Burnzi
    Burnzi
    14 years ago

    Thats funny, some surfer guy stumbles on a harley davidson internet site and Phantom asks him if he likes cats. Hahahahaha Mate please check out some of the other threads, we really are rough tough biker dudes here.

    Hopefully he will have a few more cones and wake up tomorrow thinkin he dreamed this little journey. Or maybe I jus did.

  • Blackho_HD
    Blackho_HD
    14 years ago
    Hi!
    I'm coming from the same fucking hole surfer came. You have to clog up that hole through the planet.
    I like cats and HD, even tough bikers, and even tough cat-bikers with sunglasses on HD.
  • bliz wiz
    bliz wiz
    14 years ago

    +1 Rdehard 

    KILL CAT > MAKE HAT !!!

  • Burnzi
    Burnzi
    14 years ago

    Its a postmans worst nightmare. LOL

  • ==ShaDoW==
    ==ShaDoW==
    14 years ago
    cat must have a lot of trouble getting round with set of balls that big, I dont even know how he could walk?... be dog food at my place, we have two cats but there would be no warning shot...
  • the_mongrel
    the_mongrel
    14 years ago
    If nobody has mentioned it...

    half a box of asprin in a bowel of milk... Ta Ta Pussy!! :)
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