2am Im sneakin around lookin out for these fuckers readily armed with my anti feline device...... come-on drinkit! makes no diff to the tobi, removes unpleasant odours!
Tobi vs The IRON, youdont want to miss it!!!. Forget about striggling with thart ironing board! refreshed & wrinkle free!, 5 easy payments!Tobi travel steamer!5 easy payments, call danoz-sukmicoc.cum.iau. sorry- got carried away!!
Oh Yeah! CATS......Kill thefuckers!....................NO savethefuckers!................Shit I dunno!!!!.......
Damn!...... there aint no reverse button on my 12Gauge. KAAABOOOOOM!! UH OH!!!!!
Nope , its ok it made it!!!
Springing life - to -Danoz Direct!!!!
Missus just come and got me! ..............made me an offer I couldn't refuse!!!..........well I coulda but,,..............happy dreams!!
be proactive.....beg / borrow or steal a possum trap...catch said cat...they are easy thing to lure with food.....dye the fucker bright pink or green...cable tie a note round it's neck & send it on it's way....let the owner know in no uncertain terms that the next time ya catch it in your property it will not come back....if they care for it ya won't see it again....and it makes it easy to find it in their yard so ya know where the fucker lives & ya can leave a burning brown paper bag on their doorstep.....
Was that Dazza??
Thats funny, some surfer guy stumbles on a harley davidson internet site and Phantom asks him if he likes cats. Hahahahaha Mate please check out some of the other threads, we really are rough tough biker dudes here.
Hopefully he will have a few more cones and wake up tomorrow thinkin he dreamed this little journey. Or maybe I jus did.
+1 Rdehard
KILL CAT > MAKE HAT !!!
Its a postmans worst nightmare. LOL