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  • zjm
    zjm
    14 years ago

    this afternoon I was riding through leppington and this tool in a nissan patrol came out of a side street right on top of me no indicator or anything then he turned the same way as I was going and I passed him and there he is yapping on his mobile 

    I must be getting old because I didnt even blow my horn 

    anyway 1/2 a k down the road he's tail gating me and then runs up the dirt next to me and tries to push me into oncoming traffic, pretty scary shit so I opened it up and to get a way from the maniac and I went around a car and this prick went up the left hand side of the the car to chase me in the dirt  . me on my bike versus a looney with 3 of ton 4x4 is not a contest I want to have so I opened it up and put as much ground and cars between me and him and the only thing I could think of is I'm going to get booked for speeding (now I know I'm getting old)

    5 minutes later I've lost the wanker and I'm on a round about and wanker number 2 in a nissan 200sx cuts right in front of me and I still didnt blow my horn

    one good thing to come out of all this I now have a good idea of how fast an XR1200 is hopefully I wont have to test that out again

    I also know that wankers now drive nissans as well as volvos

     

    I might have to  get a helmet camera to be my black-box ride recorder

    what can you do the only thing I did to these pricks was to be on the road at the same time ??

  • wilso
    wilso
    14 years ago
    thats agood idea with the camera ay - maybe your onto something......
  • mickrod
    mickrod
    14 years ago
    times like that is when you need a couple of good sized sinkers in your pocket
  • Firey
    Firey
    14 years ago
    Sunday Drivers - ha - everyday drivers - some people are just stuffed, you did well not to make a scene!!
  • Poddy
    Poddy
    14 years ago
    Maybe pull over to the right side of the shoulder, he would have pulled up and then you run over with your helmet on and head butt the fucker - trust me it works if you have a Shoei on (LOL) that's how a young 18yr found out from me. He & his mate wont be doing that to anyone soon
  • Firey
    Firey
    14 years ago
    Hey Poddy your going to be the leed man from now on - any shit from anybody - you will hear the call Shhhhoooie - ThatL fuckem ha