Ya Fuggin DILL...   why didn't ya say GUM NUTS...     I had visions of some big white guy with his goolies on ya chin... 

I took me Big Black 103 Beast out to the hills today and honed up my wet weather riding skills. Did about 400 k all up, not bad considering there was a lot of gravel and honky nuts on the road.

Apparently after years of denial, I AM a fair weather rider.
You have shamed me for sitting in the lounge room with the heater on and a nanna rug over my knee's pretending that this thread doesn't dig me in the ribs....

I went for a cruize to Yanchep/ two rocks for lunch.. yep .. Wet, cold, windy as, but i passed another black Rocker c. The ONLY other HD i seen today. Too Nice.. Great day

ok, it worked.
Went to Lano for a beer yesterday, cold, windy and nobody on the road except for 2 old farts in caravans and the walloper that got me 10 kms before Lancelin.
Over to Rockingham for lunch today, cold, windy and reasonably quiet back roads.
Bloody magic 2 days riding -
And not a fuckin honkey nut in sight....!

If the truth be known those Honky Nuts are not falling outa trees, they're being thrown by pissed of neighbors in country swanky road as our Angry1 does laps...

I'm using this wet weather to make me softy born again......Putting some more fire in the red devil....

Bt

"thats cos ya live in Perth ya queer prick Stumbly, come down south and try ours out for size I say, big as fuckin tennis balls down here"

Was down that way a couple of weeks ago - got scared of the southern fried chicken lickers all lookin like siblings and eyein me off....
There was a fair few honkey nuts on that ferguson valley road. And cows. lots of cows.
No honkey nuts in Perth 'cause we chopped all the bloody tree's down. Except in Thornlie - we sit in those ones for months....

 i thought they were tree huggers in perth not sitters

Nah, all the dreadlock wearing tie died unwashed mushroom eating chicken shaggin in-touch-with-their-inner nature godess tree huggers are in Balingup being pelted with honkey nuts the size of tennis balls flying out from angry1's back tyre - we just had one crazy loon sitting in a tree for a couple of months to fuck with the local council. Gotta love his commitment but....

Some times ya gotta get lucky......Had occasion to ring the Angry one the other day and lo and behold he left his phone at home....SWMBO answered, I had nice little chat about the Angry ant becoming forgetful in his old age....But the next bit of info realy rocks ya socks......He WAS gonna ride up to Mandurah on Friday, but changed his mind because he might get rained on....FFS, bloody hero....tough biker....AFRAID OF THE RAIN!!!!!!....Where's that bloody cement truck.....

Bt

Just lonely at the back of the pack mate....... I have friends who buy me sprinkled icecreams for farks sake so singing in a choir would be a nice thing... only thing I really have goin for me is I come from Tasmania the true Deep South!!!  Race ya from Gowrie Park to Mole Creek up over Mt Roland..........LMAO

 

just tryin to imagine a tasmanian choir ( one head singing and the other one blowing his own horn )

  = 

I only come in here for the ENTERTAINMENT VALUE 

I heard the Head Choir Conductor is  a short angry guy living in Buso !!!!!!

back from fish,dive,surf,perve,trip in maldives .the main island is 1 square mile 100,000 people and max speed of 30 klms per hour in male .... sounds like i mist a bit of rain and sookin