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gidgi
4 years ago

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 08:25 AM
Fascinating backdrop for your picture which really highlights your bike.
There was a forum member here called "Limpin" who had a really nice Streetbob. He used to post photos of it in front of public toilets, hint hint.
Surely there is a local abattoir, sewerage works or Mc Donalds you could have used as an interesting backdrop instead.
Might be a nice bike Mic but you need to brush up on your photography skills in my humble opinion.

Bahaha what a crack up

Breakout114
4 years ago

I would love to show my softail but when i up load from my gallery it turns upside down lol i sort it sometime new to forums not to bikes

binnsy
4 years ago

Quoting steelo on 06 Sep 2020 10:38 AM
Thanks for the support FB. Haha
As a matter of fact it was a

and I'd well finished it!

Maybe an offer of one of your famed sticky buns may have won him over Steelo.

Far Canal
4 years ago

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 09:42 AM
C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
What a bargain.

Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 12:52 PM
An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)
To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.

"Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
Good one Jay-Dee.
I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.

Jay-Dee
4 years ago

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 09:42 AM
C'mon you guys, give me a break. I actually have an honors degree in fine arts, BFA (hons) and I know my shit.
Micathia should be aiming for the stars with his bike pic if he wants a picture that might get him over the fence.
True artistic talent requires sublime subject matter.
Take this painting by Willem De Kooning (Woman 3) as an example.
It is so fantastic someone paid 137.5 million dollars for it!.
What a bargain.

Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 12:52 PM
An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)
To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 11:28 PM
"Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
Good one Jay-Dee.
I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.

I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.
This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.

Jay-Dee
4 years ago

Ha ha, sorry, I forgot to add yourself for the humor.
I was hoping the patchy (dirty) concrete, rusty chain-wire and pipework of my previous fence, not to mention the contrasting sunlight and shade would draw the discerning viewers eye away from the misaligned handlebar to garage door crease and painted stripes to ground angle but you were all over it.

P.S. Thanks for the bike compliment.

Far Canal
4 years ago

Quoting Jay-Dee on 11 Sep 2020 12:52 PM
An honors degree in fine arts, congratulations FC, that's fantastic. Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)
To quote Clint Eastwood's character from the movie The Rookie, whoever paid $137.5 million for that needs to have their arse removed.

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 11:28 PM
"Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
Good one Jay-Dee.
I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.

Quoting Jay-Dee on 12 Sep 2020 12:06 AMedited: 12 Sep 2020 02:19 AM
I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.
This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.

Nice picture of the front end, and at least you managed to fill the frame with your bike. Still a half arsed picture though. Rest of the bike is hard to see, half in shade.Back drop is even less interesting than micathias. 2 out of 5 .

Jay-Dee
4 years ago

Quoting Far Canal on 11 Sep 2020 11:28 PM
"Do you find most customers prefer fries with their order? :)"
Good one Jay-Dee.
I also have a PHD in LSD which has enabled me to earn a living freelancing, which thankfully has spared the need to serve fries.

Quoting Jay-Dee on 12 Sep 2020 12:06 AMedited: 12 Sep 2020 02:19 AM
I didn't know you could study for a PHD in limited slip differentials, well done.
This thread has become comedy central thanks to you and beagle, laughing my arse off here, I'll see if I can help to get it back on track.

Quoting Far Canal on 12 Sep 2020 08:22 AMedited: 12 Sep 2020 08:28 AM
Nice picture of the front end, and at least you managed to fill the frame with your bike. Still a half arsed picture though. Rest of the bike is hard to see, half in shade.Back drop is even less interesting than micathias. 2 out of 5 .

Thanks FC, for the effort I put into taking that photo, you giving me a half arsed and 2 out of 5 with your qualifications is like getting a gold star :).
Full disclosure though, I cropped the picture before I posted it so I didn't actually fill the frame.

liberator
4 years ago

Here's my '95, it's got a 100 cube Sputhe Fatvo engine, I must say not a big fan of it, looks good but it's horrible to ride, but it looks good,

beaglebasher
4 years ago

Why is it horrible to ride?

steelo
4 years ago

Does it matter that it's bad to ride? Looks good.

beaglebasher
4 years ago

What would you know steelo? Lets wait until FC runs his discerning eye over it.
Personally I dont go in for the flames thing. Or purple . Or chrome.

steelo
4 years ago

That's quite hurtful BB. I know how to take a good photo. Something to do with the thirds rule.
Edit. There. That's better

beaglebasher
4 years ago

O fukin K . I will bite.
What is the thirds rule?

keith
4 years ago

Nice ride, thunder header pipes, had a set on my 95 Heritage.

steelo
4 years ago

Quoting beaglebasher on 14 Sep 2020 10:31 AMedited: 14 Sep 2020 10:33 AM
O fukin K . I will bite.
What is the thirds rule?

No need to bite Beagle!! (hey that's funny)
Simple helpful rule of composing photos. Google for more info.

beaglebasher
4 years ago

That is very interesting steelo.
Do you have any more pics of girls with big tits?

Jay-Dee
4 years ago

Quoting beaglebasher on 14 Sep 2020 09:57 AMedited: 14 Sep 2020 10:02 AM
What would you know steelo? Lets wait until FC runs his discerning eye over it.
Personally I dont go in for the flames thing. Or purple . Or chrome.

Or Sporties.
I cant wait to hear Far Canal's assessment of this conversation, associated images and rules.

Big Steve
4 years ago

This has been my side project for the past few months in lockdown while I’ve been recovering from cancer surgery.

Still Waiting on my shotgun shock before I install my new exhaust and Get my 16” bars done. Hoping to have a rider for summer.

Airhead
4 years ago

Quoting beaglebasher on 14 Sep 2020 09:57 AMedited: 14 Sep 2020 10:02 AM
What would you know steelo? Lets wait until FC runs his discerning eye over it.
Personally I dont go in for the flames thing. Or purple . Or chrome.

Is there anything left after all those deletes?
Surely not skulls?

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Show us your bike - Softail

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steelo

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keith

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