Tell em f...k all RT.

Just got back from a 3 day fact finding mission through Perth, Mandurah and Bunbury.

Fitted in fine. Spoke slowly and tried not to appear too intelligent. They were none the wiser.

Be warned. Don't stay too long as you could infect the gene pool and they might catch up with the rest of oz

I was out there back in '96. Me and my mate got frisked at the airport on the way out, didn't have any trouble getting in. Haven't been back since.

Why didn't you say you were coming ????

Didn't have time to scratch myself. Didn't find out I was going until the Tuesday arvo and flew out Wed lunch.

Next time I'll get my shit together

We certainly hope so.

We will show you how unforgetable gooooood WA is. Land of hospitability I'd say

RT.. was out and about today and heard on the grapevine that a fresh supply of latex gloves have been dropped off at the border