I've been lurking around a little bit, so i thought i might do the right thing and sign up.

I'm 49 years of age, married (happily most days) and sell Real Estate to earn a dollar and have an IQ of 38, so don't throw any tricky questions at me.

I look forward to getting out on a ride once and a while. I'm a bit dirty i missed the one to Kilcoy just gone, bugger.

Hi FK , hows the ride going

Hey Mick, how you been mate?

The rides not going to bad, not too bad at all.  

I just put all the clutch bits back in it last week-end after trying to blow the thing out the side of it.

We've tweaked the clutch a bit too, as i'm wanting to try the ol nitrous on it soon. HMMM, nitrous.....

I tell ya what, that bike is the most fun you can have with ya pants on. On sunday, while doing a sedate road test of the clutch,  i light up the shift light in the first 4 gears and fuck me, ya gotta death grip on the bars by then.

cheers mate

GOOD to see ur  still as MAD as they come

G'day FK

welcome to the forum

ta mate, i'm getting a pretty warm welcome so far too.

I don't think i'm all that mad really, bit of a crazy bastard at times, been known to blow the odd thing up, been known to crash my ride-on mower while drinking, there was the time i got stuck in a coke machine, the knife in the toaster always seemed funny, but mad.... hmmm, maybe a little.

Every family has that relative that no-one likes to talk about.....

I know what you mean, Shitshooter, oops, i mean Hipshooter, but we talk to you anyway.

F.K. is short for Fuck-knuckle, why do ask oh great nephew?

Just askin........makes sense though

Yeah, i know.....

Ya have the odd explosion or blow up ya vacuum cleaner cuase ya sucked some petrol up into it and all of a sudden, the name sticks.