Not sure if this has been a subject yet (I have searched but not successfully)

What and where can I get a decent, comfortable, lightweight, weatherproof, bike friendly swag?

And I mean real comfortable?

my swag when traveling consists no less than 4and a half stars

Oztrail Biker swags - good value - .lightweight .

http://www.oztrail.com.au/canvas-product-range/swags/CSW-BIK-B.php

i dont need a swag cause im not allowed to stay over night

I'm with you, don't care where I sleep but it needs to be comfortable, I have one of these but the older model and I have a king single self inflator in it, awesome. It's item number on ebay is 370225175303

or this link may work

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Bushskin-Bushwacker-KING-SINGLE-Traditional-Canvas-Swag_W0QQitemZ370225175303QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Tents?hash=item563323db07&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A3%7C294%3A50

Its easy enough to make your own.  I use a rainproof sleeping bag cover with a hood and just fold a couple of old army blankets inside to slide into.  Not heavy and only as wide as my bars.  Usually when I hit the swag, I don't care if it is soft or comfortable. 

I have a 2 Person tent, just like a swag only with more room, a good sleeping bag, I cant see the point of a swag, although each to their own