Holy shit....A nudist kangaroo on his way home from Maslins !!

How about, there were two kangaroos having a "hop" in the sand hills, a rouge motorcycle rider lost control of his machine upon viewing the act.
the Roo's left the scene of the accident and are now being hunted for questioning

Maslins beach........nudist beach.......mmmmmmm........T-BONED

Instead of Skippy...Skippy....Skippy the bush kangaroo maybe it should now be Skippy ....Skippy....Skippy the beach kangaroo.....sing along to that old favorite tune !!!

Fuck!!! I cant believe I said that,I must be bored or something

LOL