Friday night on my way home from a wake for a mate of mine .......
went to the GJ clubhouse coming down the horsley drive turning right into my mothers street (thought i should go say hi to the old bag) and this dumb fucking bitch in a silver audi pulled straight out in front of me so i go after her to give her a bit of attitude adjustment ....... i felt better afterwards dumb cunt
Today took a mate home and i'm coming up to a intersection i have right of way car to my right i'm to the right of my lane and this dumb fucking slut pulls out in front of me ....... now as ya all know a harley with single front disk dont stop real well so i'm on both front and rear pull in behind the car next to me who thank fuck did not jump on the picks........ so i abuse her ....... there are so many fucking signs around look out for bikes cheak blind spots for bikes on ya fucking rego lables look out for bikes so why the fuck dont these dumb fucks open there fucking eyes do head fucking cheaks yes i'm pissed cos some cunt is going to do it to me and i will drag them out of there car and beat them to a bloody pulp ..... no not a female i will just rant and rave at them could never bring myself to hit a chick ..................
fuck i feel better now thank you
MJ
Yes, they just change lanes for no reason, the only thing wrong is that you are in that lane. Happened to me a few times in Cairns, last one was an asian bloke with his missus changed into my lane. He had to pull up at a red light so i pulled up next to him and gave him a mouthful, he just kept his hands on the wheel and looked straight ahead.. must of been shitting himself, i nearly didn't make it to the poker run i was going to.
The area I work in is in the middle of heavy road works and the whole lot is zoned 40 kph at the moment. I went to the bank on the bike and on the way went thru a speed trap around the corner from work. Note to self do not speed on the way back in.
I was riding back in at 40kph on the dot and to the right of the lane trying to slow the traffic behind me as well. This idiot in a Jiffy van (mobile food van for other states) undertook me on the left hand side just as the cops came past in the opposite direction. She scored a quick bleep of the siren for her efforts but they didnt turn around to book her.
I followed her to her stop and gave her a mouthful telling her I was going slowly because of the roadworks and the cops that we just saw.
I got a mouthful back for my trouble and told it was a dual lane but unmarked road and what was my issue anyway?
FFS sometimes you just wish it was a bloke getting out of the vehicle.
cheers Surly
Brother MJ just got back from the north coast...heaps of dickheads most of them with farking mobiles glued to their farking ears...