Let this be the inaugaral post to the Dear Dazza club, he's a wealth of information and wisdom and when he's not pissed he's not a bad bloke.....LOL
Dear Dazza,
I have this problem that I'm sure you can help me with......I'm looking for a better quality sharpening stone, the one I've got doesn't do the job very well, me knives are generally not sharp enough for the job at hand...Please can you give me advise as where I can buy a good stone and maybe qaulity knives as well....
For ever yours
Bt
Dear Dlux piss off back to Tasweegia where ya belong. The westies know they have weak sperm.
Dear Dazza
I have a chip on my shoulder. What should I do? Thanks Peggy
Dear Dazza the mrs told me she wished I had a 7 inch dick I replied "Well I ain't folding it in half for anyone......am I being selfish
Well cut my legs off & call me a tripod
I am a little concerned that some of your other subscribers are asking us to take the piss out of Queensland for them. Have we fallen behind in taking the piss out of the other states?
cheers Surly
I have a can of petrol and I have matches.....Do I spread the petrol and light the match or do I light the match and then spread the petrol???
Please help cos I'm very confused.......I'm near ready to cut me wrists with me blunt knife.....
Now listen here Dear Dazza, with the start of this thread I have made you a household name mate.....you are even getting the Queenslanders to respond and fixing thier wierd sexual habits, so I think it's about time ya sling some of this fame and fortune my way....mate....lets start with 50%
Hoggy, if it wasn't for Dear Dazza there wouldn't be much to see on the WA section......
hey AKA......your from queensland arent ya
For Fark sake Wozza you gotta spy camera in our rooms, the likeness is uncanny mate not that I have noticed any other member of late
Dear Dazza, what the fark have you started!!!!!!!! Eastern spy's.....and even JAM is getting into it.........
Gotta have a ride and clear me head.....
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Dear Farking Dazza........
I am doing me mate Noel a favour by outlining to you his obvious shortcomings not the least of which is him riding a Yamahahahaha!!!!!
During this Saturdays ride he demonsrated that you need to be carefull what ya say and what ya wear....At Quindanning he went into a big spiel as to how cheap his boots were, got them from a secondhand joint, it was obvious to all that these boots were in need of serious repair cos the sole was parting company with the top. In his cool style he said no probs I'll fix em with some gaffa tape and get some more milage out of them......So onto Jarradale where we parked the bikes on the grass beside the pub but had to traverse some soft gravel.....After one ale we called it quits and as we were getting on our bikes Noel said "ya gotta watch out for that gravel"......He didn't heed his own warning......dropped his Yamahahahaha in front of the amused crowd at the bar, his boot was looking a bit Dodgy as well......Some bar flies helped him right his bike......But there is more.....As he was meandering through the car park and being a little jittery and embarrased he couldn't get his foot on the rear brake in time due in part to the fact that his boot was falling apart , so not wanting to drop his bike again he ran out wide......Too wide....and hit a rock retaining wall.....By this time Dave and I pretended not to know him.....
The question is: should I disuade him from buying a Harley? at least with a Yamahahahaha we can distance ourselves from him cos he wears second hand boots and can't ride out of a car park after one beer!!!!!!!........
Dear Dazza......
Shit mate, whats happening? I leave the state and everythings falling to shit!!! Now Hoggy has thrown in the towel . What is going on Dear Dazza?
Uncle Ho
I think HO is trying to stir the pot from affar mate, now that it's a little more difficult to get at him........Hoggy is still lurking as far as I can see, not joining in with many rides but hey ya can't be every where at once
I have noticed that since owning the Dyna My penis just keeps getting larger and larger
Is this something I should be worried about? Or should I just accept that I am always going to be better endowed than a softail rider
(So confused)
Pongy
Funny Fuckers................
thats better reading than the herald sun
Dear Dazza since my operation on monday i have swallon balls, bruising down my right leg,cuts everywere& a shit load of pain untill the drugs kick in
Can you help me
I have this unsatiable desire to go very fast on motorbikes, this is regardless of the consequences, like blowing a motor at 200ks on a bike designed for basic cruising....
To make matters worse I also cannot resist the temptation to buy more motorbikes than I can ride, but they look good in my garage.....
All these things are now culminating in my having to press gang you into having to help fix my bikes, get parts and enlist the services of experts......
Because you are smaller than me I know that you won't refuse to do what you are told, sorry to offend........
Please, please tell me what I have to do to get better!!!........
Signed
FYO.......
Your confused, please help ya self by writing a nice reply to ya self.
Oh and just to let you know I will be collecting the Granny Glide in about 3 weeks. Just thuoght you would like to know..................
Dear Dazza........
Through you, I wish to pose this question to the FooYoO.......Young man, (getting older by the day) since when is more important to be piss farting around with a self inflicted stuffed bike than going for a ride with ya mates?????........This also poses the question that when he (FooYoO) does get around to going for a ride, we would need to be careful not to goad him into going too fast cos that would lead to more no ride down time and thereby cause more disruption.........
Me thinks ya need to take it in hand and shake it real hard...........
