Thanks for clearing that up. The sister is kind of cross eyed with wonky teeth, has nasty featering sores all over her and smells like last weeks garbage with a couple of dirty nappies left in the sun. her ass is 4 foot wide.
Not sure if I can bring myself to drag her on, can I borrow yours?

And how can I be 21 strokes short of a wank? thats 3 knuckle shuffles for me...

ps - the Perth social set where obviously not interested in my manky old sand filled hairless fake vagina, do you want it? free postage for your selfless giving of advice in the dear dazza section.

She's all yours dazza, just don't come chasing me for the cost of the penecillin course. chuck her a jumbo plate of chips and gravy and she'll be all over you. Don't forget the nose plugs and mortien....