Dear Dazza.......

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  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    16 years ago

    Uh!!Uh!! I think the shrink needs a shrink.......

    Trinket.........On the wheat belt run we can have the last hoorah!!!! give em shit.....before they lock us up.........That's why Daz and FlYO...are gonna hide in the shed....

    Bt

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    16 years ago

    Dear Dazza,

    Your blow torch is super hot mate, can you tell me what fuel your using and the AFR, VE's, AFB's etc????.....must be the Tassy MAP LMAO

    Bt

  • Annie888
    Annie888
    14 years ago
    Hey Dazza, I got a bloody good sense of humour-- married a friggin' bike ridin' truckie for fugs sake!! AND I laugh at all the. Jokes. In here
  • _Willee_
    _Willee_
    14 years ago

    Gotta love Bali hey Beeze 

    The Dear Dazza forum would have to be the most read forum in here? SHIT!!!!

  • Uncle Ho
    Uncle Ho
    14 years ago

     

    those WA boys have your measure FYO... (sorry for the pun!!!!!!)

     

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    Seems that there's more dribbling on here then there is riding FFS...

    Dear farking Dazza, me bikes belt has lost some teeth, could it be the tooth paste I'm using is not good enough or do I need to take it to dentist more often??

    Prob should post this in the worshop section....some-one is bound to know the answer over East!!!

    Bt

  • _Willee_
    _Willee_
    14 years ago

    180 3898

     

    3898 Views, that would have to be a world record, yeah????

  • andij
    andij
    14 years ago
    been away have i misst anything ,i aint gonna read 10 pages ,someone die,divorce,penis extension,sex triangles wtf hasnt been 10 pages all year s tally
  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    Hi Andi......

    Just same shit different day mate...Didn't realise you were AWOL...Thought you must have been like some on here, lurk and sneak around.

    There appears to be lotsa bike buying and trading but very little actual riding and getting together...

    Bt

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    DEAR farkin DAZZA.....MMMate...is not riding with the bunch anymore cos he is restricted to yard duties. But that's not the only thing.....His evo is running like a charm every time he starts it but he's afraid to give it shit and mix it with his friends cos it might shit itself and leave egg on his face......AAAAnd the sporty is sitting in the shed gathering dust, with a tank that barely gets him to the end of his drive.....

    Bt

  • Annie888
    Annie888
    14 years ago
    Dear Dazza, Don't have any tackle to shake........wanna lend me yours.

    Yours in anticipation
    Perth rider
  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    Dear Dazza, can you give me some advice about SURLY, seeing that ya know every thing about anything and anyone.....since returning from our trip to Tasmania he has litterally droppped of the planet and is keeping a very low profile.

    I'm concerned that the Tassie thing has overwhelmed him, mebe the locals got to him in his motel room, or a Tassie devil bit him in the goolies....

    You Oh wise one, may need to perform some sort of exorcism on him to flush out his demons.....

    Please let me know how ya get on....

    Bt

  • Annie888
    Annie888
    14 years ago
    Dear Dazza,
    The old fart has had no complaints about how I handle his tackle for 40 years......so think I could at least piss straight with your lot, unless ya can't untie the knot ya got in it LOL
  • stumbly1
    stumbly1
    14 years ago
    dear Dazza - my vagina....ah fuck it whatever I say this pissed is going to sound wrong.....fire away.
  • stumbly1
    stumbly1
    14 years ago
    Yeah I got one. Bought it from barbarellas about 15 years ago. The hairs gone and its a bit flogged out - doesn't vibrate anymore and smells bad. Willing to donate it to join the social set so do i still get an invite?
  • Annie888
    Annie888
    14 years ago
    "self confessed tackle expert" :) :) fug!! You'll have ta help me with an avatar mate
  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    Dear Dazza......

    WTF is going on in this bloody state and this farking site???

    NO-ONE is responding to anything on here anymore, almost like as if the lights have been turned off and every-one has buggered of!!!!...

    Bt

  • Bobtail
    Bobtail
    14 years ago

    What our stunted little friend is afraid of Davo is that they would all drink his piss and then stab him in the back, I mean, they would bring real knives with them...LOL

    Bt

  • WozzA
    WozzA
    14 years ago

      Not me numb nutz...   hear's  my baby pic to prove it... 

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  • stumbly1
    stumbly1
    14 years ago
    dear Dazza, my beer tastes flat, my smokes don't bight into my lungs like they used to, my food tastes bland and I can't even be bothered havin a shag or crackin one out. Am i dead?
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