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  • Rooster
    Rooster
    16 years ago

     

     

    One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right  place!

    T. B.  Bechtel, a  City Councillor from  Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

    HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,' 'Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

     

     

     

     

    I think there is something in that for all of us!

     

    Cheers ...... Rooster

     

     

     

  • twincam88b
    twincam88b
    16 years ago
    Not politically correct but as we have had a gut full of politics lately.......that's funny.
  • 1elcys
    1elcys
    16 years ago
    GOLD!!!!!!!
  • Sumpoil
    Sumpoil
    16 years ago

    Now that's one fella I'd vote for...

  • robert65
    robert65
    16 years ago
    good one TC
  • Deadly_headmen
    Deadly_headmen
    16 years ago
    Out of the 156 terrorist that were caught by the US in 2008. 15 were muslim, wow guess that means all Muslims are terrorists
    Number of muslim people in the world 1.84 billion

    Rank Country Muslim Population  % Muslim
    1 Indonesia 207,000,105 88.20%
    2 Pakistan 167,430,801 95%
    3 India 156,254,615 13.40%
    4 Banglades 132,446,365 88%
    5 Egypt 70,530,237 90%
    6 Turkey 70,800,000 99%
    7 Nigeria 64,385,994 45%
    8 Iran 64,089,571 98%
    9 Algeria 32,999,883 99%
    10 Morocco 32,300,410 99%
    11 Afghanistan 31,571,023 99%
    12 Saudi Arabia 26,417,599 100%
    13 Sudan 26,121,865 65%
    14 Iraq 25,292,658 97%
    15 Uzbekistan 23,897,563 89%
    16 Ethiopia 22,533,500 31.20%
    17 Russia 21,513,046 15%
    18 Yemen 20,519,792 99%
    19 China 19,594,707 1.50%
    20 Syria 16,234,901 88%
    21 Malaysia 14,467,694 60.40%
    22 Tanzania 12,868,224 35%
    23 Mali 11,062,376 90%
    24 Niger 10,499,343 90%
    25 Senegal 10,459,222 94%
    26 Tunisia 9,974,201 99%
    27 Somalia 8,548,670 99%
    28 Guinea 8,047,686 85%
    29 Azerbaijan 7,584,311 93.40%
    30 Burkina Faso 7,449,626 52%
    31 Kazakhstan 7,137,346 47%
    32 Tajikistan 6,805,330 95%
    33 Côte d'Ivoire 6,677,043 38.60%
    34 Congo (Kinshasa) 6,008,500 10%
    35 Libya 5,592,596 97%
    36 Jordan 5,471,745 95%
    37 Chad 5,306,266 54%
    38 United States 4,558,068 1.50%
    39 Turkmenistan 4,407,352 89%
    40 Philippines 4,392,873 5%
    41 France 4,214,790 6.90%
    42 Kyrgyzstan 4,117,024 80%
    43 Uganda 4,090,422 15%
    44 Mozambique 3,881,340 20%
    45 Sierra Leone 3,610,585 60%
    46 Ghana 3,364,776 16%
    47 Cameroon 3,276,001 20%
    48 Thailand 3,272,218 5%
    50 Mauritania 3,083,772 99.90%
    51 Germany 3,049,961 3.70%
    52 Oman 2,971,567 99%
    53 Albania 2,004,480 58%
    54 Malawi 2,431,784 20%
    55 Kenya 2,368,071 7%
    56 Eritrea 2,280,799 50%
    57 Serbia and Montenegro 2,274,126 21%
    58 Lebanon 2,142,570 55%
    59 Kuwait 1,985,300 85%
    60 United Arab Emirates 1,948,041 76%

    Considering Indonesians and Pakistani's are the biggest Muslim populations he should have said rag heads and slanty eyed.
    The amount of stupidity in western countries is amazing. Arabs are the smallest domination of Muslims in the whole world. The reason Europe dont have to worry about terrorist attacks is because they dont get involved with America. The September 11 attacks were wrong but they were retaliation from the Taliban for Americas involvement in the slaughter of Palestinians at the hands of the Israelis. So before anyone goes on generalising, maybe you should get your facts all correct
  • jacks
    jacks
    16 years ago
    Oh so refreshing Rooster,,this political correctness is crap....and Mr statistics person take your shit back to where you come from...this is Australia, a Christian country...you don't like that then piss off!!!!!
  • Deadly_headmen
    Deadly_headmen
    16 years ago
    Sorry unless your an Aborigine then your an import. Therefore Australia is not a predominant Christian country. As most Aussies are from imports from Europe. And your whole comment just further strengthens the argument of how stupid some people can be. And yes Europe does have terrorism but it is not linked to "Muslims". The whole fact that people believe into the whole, were going to get attacked Muslims is ridiculous. They have no reason to attack Australians. Amazing what a bit of fear will do to the intelligence of a nation. Just look at America
  • Hoodaman
    Hoodaman
    16 years ago
    i was born here so im no import.............dont know how that one was figured out.......
  • MapleLeafs
    MapleLeafs
    16 years ago
    If you go into strict language, like a lawyer would he is quoted as answering:

    HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's... the lying little camelshagger...'

    The actual object of the sentence is 'prisoner' - not the entire Muslim race. Some people are so quick to hit the panic button. 'Raghead' then, just becomes descriptive.

    PC-ness is screwing so many things up. A lot of hoo-ha and no enduring benefit to anyone, just more controversy. Much like 'climate change'. But I do agree with the premise that sweeping statements show people's lack of IQ up. "ALL bikers are 1%ers", "ALL soccer fans are hooligans" and so on into more personal things.

    I've only met one Muslim I've ever had a problem with, and he wasn't representative of the entire population naturally. Then again, I've met PLENTY of 'Aussie' dickheads and assholes.
  • Brett
    Brett
    16 years ago
    Mr betchel has just upset 50% of the 1%ers in Sydney
  • matt08
    matt08
    16 years ago
    im 7th gen aussie , im not an import
  • jacks
    jacks
    16 years ago
    Who the fuck are you calling an import, I'm proudly born here and don't have to run to another country to escape death squads where women and children are trained to strap explosived to their bodies and kill, kill, kill you moron.....no, sport with the stupid statistics, we accept the downtrodden here and unfortunately a few arseholes slip through too, and we feed house and give our tax money to shelter these needy and ask only that you prosper here....why is it that you then wish to change us to your rejected way where you circumcise your women and match your three year old boys in a boxing ring......very intelligent....don't you think??.......
  • Sumpoil
    Sumpoil
    16 years ago

    Methinks Mr Headmen that you might wanna consider a new nick... one that doesn't abbreviate to DH so easily...