So, I am riding to work on my Postie bike and I am positioned in the middle of my lane slowing down at a yellow light when I notice a small red car comming from behind to pass me in the right turn lane beside me. As I am slowing down the car suddenly, with no warning, cuts in front of me making me swerve and brake hard, I just manage not to run into the back of them, WHEW. I then drive around the car and up to the driver side window and say to this 60ish year old guy, are you a complete idiot mate ? What the F#$k were you thinking ?? Which I think is a reasonable response to this idiots driving. With that, he tells me to shove it up my arse and to go and get Fu#$ed. But thats not all, I look accross at his 60ish year old nicely dressed wife and she is giving me the finger and calling me a dickhead and telling I me am a wanker and screaming at me to F$%k off. I am stunned. I eventually catch up to them at a roundabout and again pull up beside the driver window and say, what is your problem and why would you do that to me ???? His response was, you are my F#@king problem dickhead. With that I said, If I reach your age I hope I don't end up hating the world with a brain the size of a pea like the two of you. The whole thing completely dumbfounded me. This was a well dressed old couple that you would expect to see holding hands walking along a beach somewhere. GO FIGURE.

Not this time Dave.

Yeah the kinda trash we have to share the roads with, always blows me away.

i would of kick the fuck out of their door

They got hoon laws up there if so should have reported the old twat
told em he was swervin all over the road,
What makes em real angry is tell they need retestin for licence
I dont react much these days to that sort a shit,what can ya do? pull him
out the car an give him a clubbin then you would be in court for beatin up old twats
Ya cant win an i reckon they know it,but what goes around comes around
cheers
weasel

Sounds like my dad! he drives in 2 lanes - reckons he has lived here for 80 years - fuc'''em they can move, he says. old farts, think they own the place, they would probably tell the pigs - porky pies if they ran over you too

It was the deliberate nature of what he did that pissed me off the most, and then not giving a shit that I could have been injured. If the guy would have just admitted he made a mistake instead of him and his physco (I still don't know if I'm spelling it correctly) wife abusing me, I could have accepted the mistake. But, it was not bad judgement, it was a deliberate action followed by abuse towards me. Anyone can make a mistake, but people like this just astound me.

There is GOOD people and there is BAD people . You can't tell by looking.

They would have probably gone down to the bowling club and told everyone how they were attacked by a bikie on the way, and then rang Rann and told him. Sitting at the lights next to them and then keying the car as it took off might have been payback.

mmmmmmmmmm.......... my diagnosis would be;

• Him: An enlarged prostate. Up all night pissin', therefore lack of sleep and no sex = cranky prick
• Her: Menopause........ say no more  (sorry girls )

Shit, now i know where my long lost grandparents are living. 

its just that everyone hates the posty.......lol

Rather than kick the door in, there insurance will fix it. show the knob some real embarrassment, reach in and take his keys, ride through the lights and throgh them on the medium strip on the other side.

Yeah, I never thought I'd be abused by someones Grandmother.

Mate!  Your've got to feel sorry for them.... They probably just got too old to ride any more and are really pissed off at the world. LOL.

ya should have got off ya bike and hung it out and pissed in his window

That might have been overkill.

reach in and steal thier disabled parking permit..............make em walk an extra 100 mtrs to the shops...........

Calm down boys.....we all have our "attitudal moments", I'm no longer a spring chicken and have been known to give sprays to cars or bikes giving me hassles, as for bearing your arse to my woman..... I would suggest that you try looking for it in China, cause I can still do a good punt, specially to a dropkick.....This oldie rides a Harley, an this Harley rider don't like reading about young shits rubbishing the old arseholes that built this fuckiing country only to see the younger generations totally screw (fuck) it up.....
Wake up guy's I know more 30 y.o. Psycho's than 60 y.o.'s....I too "got attitude" an if that displeases your delicate sensibilities.....STIFF
(yeah the comments on this one pissed me off BIGTIME and I'm tryin to be nice too!!)