Bit of HARD luck
Dead people are usually called STIFFS
Here we go
Didn't even get a chance to brag to his mates..... but then again they wouldn't of beleive him with a story of "hey fellas had sex for 12hours with two women and they gave me 3000 because I did it non-stop" . yep they would of believe that.
I took Viagra once and all I got was a stiff neck
boy didn't he get a STIFF deal !!!
Or maybe he should have taken a "Light Viagra", but than again it is for wankers only
I knew the quips would keep 'cumming'